My Review Of Le Tush: It's Le Effective

I’d like to talk about Le Tush. Le Tush is a new product from Megababe, the beauty brand that takes things that happens to women’s bodies that no one wants to talk about much less treat and turns them into really good products with really cute packaging that now we can’t stop talking about on the ‘gram. You’ll probably know Megababe from their cult favorite anti-chafe stick, Thigh Rescue, which prevents your thighs from rubbing together uncomfortably and finally recognizes that a) women’s thighs touch and b) we don’t want some ugly Dr. Scholl’s lookin’ shit to address the problem.

But today’s not about thighs, today’s about butts. Specifically, mine. Le Tush is a “Clarifying Butt Mask” that addresses tiny bumps, dry itchy skin, and yes friends — butt breakouts. It ain’t cute, but it is real, and we can ignore it and pretend our lightly exfoliating body wash from CVS is doin’ the trick, or get our asses in gear, literally. Clear skin is a mood everywhere, not just on your face, and Le Tush is one of the first, and certainly the most adorable, products to address the fact that we have skin in other places. Let’s evaluate an ass mask.

This clarifying mask contains glycolic, malic & azelaic acids, and I don’t know what that means, but I do know this shit works. It’s a creamy white mask that’s slightly gritty, though the hard work is being done by those three acids mentioned above. The scent smells like what would happen if Noxema grew up and got her doctorate. Honestly, dip me in it.

You probably won’t notice a change the first time you use this. You might not notice a change after the second. But after the third use I swear to you, you will wake up the next morning…resurfaced. Honestly my skin feels like I just hired a contractor to come in and lay new foundation. I’ve found this product to be so effective on my hind quarters that I’ve now taken to using it all over my body before showering, wandering about the house for three minutes looking like a human toaster strudel. My skin is clear, soft, and smoother than it has any business being. Y’all know I’m not one to complain about not having a man, but the fact that I’m the only person who has consent to touch my butt right now is an actual crime.

If I have one thing to say to Megababe, it’s thank you. For all of its adorable problem-solvers, but mostly for this one. If I can put in an order for a version of this for use on my face, please holler.

I want to reiterate here that I was not asked to review Le Tush, I was not gifted my Le Tush, I paid for it myself and even threw in a package of “Care Down There” wipes to get free shipping. They’re scented like coconut and hibiscus, they’re ridiculously cute, and I can’t wait to take them on my next redeye flight so that I can avoid having airplane vagina.

Thank you Megababe and its founder, Katie Sturino, for solving our ugliest problems in the cutest ways possible.

Le Tush is $22 on Ulta and worth every damn cent

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