The First Of Probably Many Fall Shopping Lists For Single Women
October is the best month in the history of months. I have a lot I want to say, a lot I want to do, and pacing myself doesn’t seem realistic. I’m sure there will be many, many autumnal lists and posts for you to peruse, but this is my first exploration of items that will make the best season of the year (Halloween season, of course) the best one yet. You won’t find flannel or pumpkin spice, because heaven knows the rest of the internet has that covered. Instead, what you will find are items I find particularly perfect for the solo set. Shop below, my single sistren, and happy fall.
Voter Babe Necklace: I couldn’t love it more. I COULDN’T LOVE IT MORE. (Also it’s only $35, hello!)
Affordable But Somehow Fancy Hand Soap: If you want your soap to smell like you’re able to dine at restaurants with chic bathrooms again, this is your soap. It’s $6.99 and smells WAY more expensive. The instant I sniffed it, I threw two bottles in my cart almost involuntarily. You know how much I love home scents.
Scrunchies: Okay look, I’m late to this, but I have my reasons. First, pre-Covid I’d had a bob haircut for quite awhile and was thusly unable to utilize the scrunchie’s unique talents. Also, the only reason I came to find out how much I missed these things is that I was shopping in a store one day and NEEDED a hair tie (you know the feeling), and so I impulsively threw a scrunchie into my cart. I’m so glad I did. FYI this one is much more chic than the one I got!
Sleep Shirt: We love an affordable piece of sleepwear in this house, yes we do. This sleepshirt is for anyone who thinks sleeping in pants is obnoxious because they always bunch up around your thighs in the MOST annoying fashion AKA very much me.
What Would Frida Do? A Guide To Living Boldly, by Arianna Davis: What was that darling? You’re looking for an inspiring autumnal read? I happen to have one for you! Arriving October 20th, this book is part self-help, part biography, and delves into all we can learn by the artist’s bold example. I’m not much for novels, but if you need a new nonfiction recommendation, I’m your girl.
Hair Oil: Honestly just dip me in a vat of whatever this scent is once a day. I was recently gifted this hair oil by Maison Jacynth, and having already fallen in love with their shea butter (the pot I have is literally within inches of my keyboard), I was pretty sure I’d love this product. AND I DO. As we approach dry ends season, add a few drops of this to damp hair when you get out of the shower. It’s not too heavy, the scent is divine, and your locks will appreciate the effort.
Tulle Skirt: Look, is a black tulle skirt necessary in this life? Probably not, though an argument could be made. Is it all I want to foof around my house in during the month of October? Absofuckinlutely. I will also be registering for this tulle cape for my next birthday.
Pearl Bracelet: I love a pearl, I love a bracelet, I love single women buying jewelry for themselves. I am also a fan of this bracelet by Cloverpost because I find the beaded bracelet trend to be a bit too youthful for me. This option feels a bit more grown up and chic. We also LOVE a closure that isn’t a clasp because they’re the bane of our single existence!
Dramatic Mascara: I live for a dramatic mascara. None of this gently kissing my eyelashes in the hopes that they become visible to the naked eye. GIVE ME THE GOOD STUFF. This, if you’re wondering, is the good stuff.
Smart Plugs on SALE: Smart plugs aren’t the sexiest product to mention here, but listen to me: They automate your home and essentially become your butler. You use them with any appliance, outlet, or light that’s a pain in the ass to turn on and off, connect them to Alexa (if I can do it, you can too), and then just give verbal commands from the couch or your bed for the rest of your days. ALSO, these things are on super sale right now as part of Amazon Prime Day!
Gauzy Robe: Love a gauzy robe! I am not the sort of person that enjoys thick terry cloth. Honestly that feels like I’m wearing a college mascot costume. I prefer something gauzy and flowy so that I can float around my house pretending to be a lady of leisure.
Rechargeable Flashlight: Why the HELL haven’t I seen a rechargeable flashlight before?? This is so genius! In addition to just being a really boss-ass flashlight in a vintage design, you can recharge this one and stop dealing with damned batteries in this the year of our Beyonce 2020!
Face Masks: I’ve tried MANY a mask this year, and Old Navy’s are my favorite. I bought this exact set, but there are almost TOO MANY styles to choose from. They’ve also released their Christmas styles, if that’s your thing. I love them because they’re soft, adjustable, breathable, and cover my WHOLE DAMN FACE. When you get a pack or two of five masks, you can just toss ‘em in the wash after one use and never stress that you’re running out of fresh ones. (Safe to put in the dryer too!)
Skull Pullover: How was I NOT going to add this to the list? I mean really. Also my wardrobe is 90% Z Supply these days.
Side Table: What do we hate? GETTING UP. How do we fix it? SIDE TABLES. This very chic little table is part of Amazon Prime’s early Prime Day deals, and it’s $61 marked down from $119! If you’re stick of balancing things on like…your lap, this is a smart, stylish fix. There’s also a similar option in coffee table format!
Affordable Nap Dress: I have been getting very into affordable nap dresses these days because I can’t fathom spending $200 on something called a nap dress that I’m also likely to spill coffee on. This one is an excellent option, but I have way more for you here, too.
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