Amuse Bouche
Prude / Slut
Hors d’oeuvres
You’ll never meet someone in your living room. / You’ll find someone when you aren’t looking.
Be yourself. / Don’t talk about X.
Show a little leg. / You’re too old to wear that.
Main Course
Have you tried online dating? / You need to stop meeting guys online.
You’re so pretty! How do you not have a boyfriend? / You’re so superficial, it’s not all about looks.
You shouldn’t sleep with him yet. / You need to get laid.
I don’t get why you’re single. / Maybe you just haven’t tried X.
Don’t settle. / You’re too picky.
Dessert
Someday you’ll find “the one.” / Who actually believes in soul mates?
You never know! / Why would you go out with someone like him?
Cheese Plate
It’s a numbers game. / All it takes is one.